We’ve all been there before, middle of the dance-floor at a doof and well, it’s not only your feet moving. A quick glance around and you spot a tree or a quiet corner and you know it’s really time to bog down and drop the heat.
Turns out attendees at Burning Man have found themselves in similar sitch’s, although organisers are fed up with the amount of sneaky poos being left on the ‘deep playa’ according to.
It was actually the Bureau of Land Management, a federal agency who’ve cracked down on the sly turds saying it’s just not on, echoing Burning Man’s ethos of leave no trace behind at the popular annual festivals.
Even with a nose-watering 1,700 porta potties on-site organisers look to hand out shit bags (no, not that deadbeat from Saturday night) to those who find themselves on the outskirts of Burning Man and in need of a timely poop.
A moment of silence though for cleaners who have to sift through the waste and take out anything that isn’t toilet paper or human faeces. RIP